#np Play Ball by FACE
Terdoh: What is this? why are you playing this kinda song here, I thought we were here to read about BALLS.
Me: Cool your COJONES bro,you see boredom causes some weird shit. Have you ever added yourself on your own m and then tried chatting with yourself?
I have been there and back That is what boredom at its peak causes. Same is listening to the track played above while writing this post you are about to read.
During the week, I was engaged in a conversation with a friend of mine, call him W
Me: hey dude whatsup?
W: I am so bored i have
hoes holes everywhere.
Me: Same problem here bro but isn’t there anything we could do to kill it before it kills us instead?
W: Well,i have taken to playing Zuma maybe you could too.
Me: What on earth are you talking about?
W: Its a game about BALLS, is very LONG and HARD, as a matter of fact I am searching for anyone who has finished it.
Me: Dude are you NUTS? That is some gay shit isn’t it? BALLS!! LONG!! HARD!! I need to see it myself first before I conclude though. Please send it to me so I can assess it.
W: ok will do just that.
Well, I did assess it and yes I think the Zuma game is totally gay. What kind of game is about swapping BALLS and sometimes you even get BLUEBALLS,there is a BALL in a
sack-like mouth,BALLS going and coming out of a hole,you get to throw your BALLS at other ones to create chain reactions. Let me say this once again,if you are a dude playing such games,you are or must be going NUTS for engaging in such nonsense. Dudes please leave that game for the ladies they should be better skilled in BALLS handling.
Terdoh: I agree with you, it all sounds mushy and gay to me.
Talking about handling BALLS and skills reminds me of MESSI. Now he is the only guy that should be allowed to play with BALLS. You are asking me why, don’t you all know that dude is so gangster he is breaking and entering all the time. Common don’t be dumb, of course that statement is not criminally inclined. Okay you still don’t get it, let me explain to you, when I say breaking and entering what I mean is he is breaking football records through his goal scoring exploits and then entering the books of records for his achievements if that isn’t breaking and entering I don’t know what is. As for the Accountants reading this post don’t get me wrong and start searching for Messi’s achievements in cash books, I wasn’t talking of such books of records you all should know better.
Still on the matter do you know that Messi is so gangster that when he shoots of course not a gun but a BALL he does not kill anyone, but the hopes of the opposition team and their supporters just die. You don’t believe me,ask Bayern Leverkusen fans they will tell you more.
What on earth have I been rambling and ranting about on here? Its all BALLS you know,but I guess that’s why you all are here isn’t it. You came to read about BALLS. Surely you now understand what it is like to be bored.
#np We be Ballin by Icecube ft Micheal Jackson
Terdoh: Yeah that’s the kind of gangster shit I like to hear *moves his body to the beat* Now that TURD is CUMICAL isn’t he.
DISCLAIMER: No BALLS were touched,caressed,displayed or harmed in anyway during the process of writing this post.
This post was brought to you courtesy of BOREDOM
*drops mic and BALLS out*
ZUMA=GAY. NO MORE NO LESS